Quote:Originally posted by RapeFantasizer
It's too difficult to steal from where I work now, but at my old job I used to steal at least $50 a day by just not ringing it up.
It's good to be in charge of money, isn't it?
Yeah, I've snatched a few things from work. Sue me.
Quote:Originally posted by vampchick
i work at a library. not all that much shit to take. although i have taken a book or 2 that i just didnt feel like buying.
You're out of control!!!!!!!
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Quote:Originally posted by Crack Hitler
yeah i have a few momentos from work. 6 silver serving trays, 2 pairs of ivory chopsticks. two sautee pans, plates, and big ebony pepper grinder. umm theres mores stuff i'm sure,
.....and a <b>partriach</b> in a pear tree......
Good thing he chose to leave the <b>partridge</b> behind, and take <a href=http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=patriarch target=_blank>the family's father</a> instead. :lol::lol::lol:
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Quote:Originally posted by Crack Hitler
yeah i have a few momentos from work. 6 silver serving trays, 2 pairs of ivory chopsticks. two sautee pans, plates, and big ebony pepper grinder. umm theres mores stuff i'm sure,
.....and a <b>partriach</b> in a pear tree......
Good thing he chose to leave the <b>partridge</b> behind, and take <a href=http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=patriarch target=_blank>the family's father</a> instead. :lol::lol::lol:
Damn you Brain, I was in a hurry.
pretty small fella of a dad, being able to live up in a pear tree and all. :lol:
oh, yeah...the topic at hand...
I used to work at a video store - the Pixar film fan that I am, I stole a deluxe Limited Edition of Toy Story with a special lenticular cel and "making of" video...oh, and a couple of pornos.
E*** V****RULES! :tumble:
i took one of the spanish cleaning ladies once
but she had to be returned
it was the thought that counted
basically just office supplies
pens, paper, etc.
I took home a paperweight once.
Of course, by "paperweight", I really mean "laptop with a dead hard drive that had been sitting around for a full year and wasn't on any inventory list".
Y'know. Same shit.
Ebay has a really good selection of cheap laptop hard drives. :grin2:
i've stolen cd-rs and paintbrushes and rollers to paint my apartment (actually bought the paint from them - couldn't get away with stealing that since it needed to be tinted).
nothing other than that - these people will fire you if they find out you stole a pen so i'm very careful.