Last night I was putting things away in a lower kitchen cabinet. Closing the door caused the top cabinet to swing open fast, smack into my ceiling fan (like me it was on high), which flickered, made a loud helicopter noise, then blew a fuse and all the lights went out. It was pitch black and I went grabbing for the keys to my garage, where the fuse box is, knocked off my wall hanging, then stumbled toward the door. Of course I bumped into the coffee table, knocked over the bong, and spilled bongwater ON MY BED. Worst thing ever.
Set a personal record for the most catastrophes achieved in the shortest amount of time possible.
this would have been an awesome story if you had almost stepped on a stingray too.
Funny things happen to stoned people because they are high all of the time.
Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
Last night I was putting things away in a lower kitchen cabinet. Closing the door caused the top cabinet to swing open fast, smack into my ceiling fan (like me it was on high), which flickered, made a loud helicopter noise, then blew a fuse and all the lights went out. It was pitch black and I went grabbing for the keys to my garage, where the fuse box is, knocked off my wall hanging, then stumbled toward the door. Of course I bumped into the coffee table, knocked over the bong, and spilled bongwater ON MY BED. Worst thing ever.
Set a personal record for the most catastrophes achieved in the shortest amount of time possible.
Bong Water Bed!!!! :nod:
I see a new product for stoners!!!!
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Funny things happen to stoned people because they are high all of the time.
It was not at all funny, it was disastrous! And I'm not high ALL the time....
Quote:Bong Water Bed!!!!
not a good idea. It smelled horrible, had to change relatively clean sheets and Fabreze then blow-dry the spot on the mattress. I can just picture the damp stinky sheets festering in my laundry bag.
Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Funny things happen to stoned people because they are high all of the time.
I'm not high ALL the time....
yeah Sloats...even stoners have to SLEEP, ya know?
:lol:
Quote:I can just picture the damp stinky sheets festering in my laundry bag.
Normally, that would be hot, but in reference to bong water... :exorcist:
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