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Every now and then, I see something that disturbs me.

Our UPS guy here will walk into the bathroom, thoroughly wash his hands, then use the urinal, then walk out. In that order. I have observed this a few times while in the stall.

The most disturbing part is that though this is traditionally the incorrect order, it DOES meet the criteria in any kind of restaurant where "employees must wash hands before returning to work".

So, how much does this disturb you? And do you always wash your hands, or skip it occasionally?
Theres an old seal joke.

A marine and a seal walk into the bathroom. The both use the urinals. The marine goes to wash his hand and the seal goes to leave. The marine says, "In the marines, they tell us to wash our hands after taking a piss", the seal turns and says "In the navy, they tell us not to piss on our hands."
so you trying to tell me that my UPS package could have man-junk sweat on it?? that's gross..
Public restrooms are filthy. I wash my hands after I go then use the paper towels to open the door.
Quote:Originally posted by FollowThisLogic

The most disturbing part is that though this is traditionally the incorrect order, it DOES meet the criteria in any kind of restaurant where \"employees must wash hands before returning to work\".


that's just wrong. very very wrong.


Quote:Originally posted by AJ in DC
Public restrooms are filthy. I wash my hands after I go then use the paper towels to open the door.


ugh. me too. i can't open a bathroom door with my bare hands. in fact, i try to avoid all doorknobs.
You people are [wipes nose on sleeve] all paranoid. *sneezes, wipes hand on shirt* I never wash my hands, [cough, cough] and theres nothing wrong with it or me. [picks nose]
I lick my hands clean afterwards.

Especially after doing #2. :duh:
snuka? is that you?
This is probably because I have OCD, but I do the following...

1) I will not take a dump in any public restroom unless it's cleaner than clean.

2) I will always piss in a stall.

3) I will always lift the seat with my foot, no matter how clean.

4) I will always wipe down the seat with a tissue before sitting down.

I always, ALWAYS wash my hands after setting foot in a bathroom.
Quote:Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
This is probably because I have OCD, but I do the following...

1) I will not take a dump in any public restroom unless it's cleaner than clean.

2) I will always piss in a stall.

3) I will always lift the seat with my foot, no matter how clean.

4) I will always wipe down the seat with a tissue before sitting down.

I always, ALWAYS wash my hands after setting foot in a bathroom.

I'm not alone!
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