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Come on. Show of hands for guys that don't go down.

Shameful.

A friend of mine is dumping her boyfriend 'cause the lad won't drop. Says he tried it once and it grossed him out.

That just SCREAMS homosexual as far as I'm concerned.
looking for possible suitors for this up-coming weekend are we? Tongue :lol:


you KNOW I'm down with "goin' down".


always.

(of course, provided theres no Prego sauce pouring out and it lacks offensive odors or raises health concerns)
Thats me. VVVVVVVV Down there VVVVVV
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give me a black t-shirt with that logo right smack in the middle of it and I'll show you a guy who loves to wear that shirt.
maybe he wouldnt go down on your friend because she had that not so fresh feeling down there.

if her tookie is nice and tasty, then he should be anally violated.
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
give me a black t-shirt with that logo right smack in the middle of it and I'll show you a guy who loves to wear that shirt.


http://www.tshirtgremlin.com
I keep my penis pretty.

I expect a pretty vagina.
The only time I wouldn't muff dive is if the girl is sporting a serious afro down south or the odor reminds me of a bad day in a tijuana dumpster. Other than that, I'm a huge advocate.

Here's a few hints I learned over the years
- try spelling out the alphabet on her.
- make figure 8s, first on the outer lips, then the inner, then outer.

If she's not squeezing your head in a deathgrip leglock by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy

If she's not squeezing your head in a deathgrip leglock by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.

ahh yes. a great indicator indeed. :nod:
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Come on. Show of hands for guys that don't go down.

Shameful.

A friend of mine is dumping her boyfriend 'cause the lad won't drop. Says he tried it once and it grossed him out.

That just SCREAMS homosexual as far as I'm concerned.


that's pretty pathetic. she should dump him.
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