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Empty house.


Bring kegs, drugs, porn, food and cards.


ps-I give everyone the equal opportunity to beat the shit out of my brother.
Will there be hot guys there?
It's Jersey.


The guys will both be amazingly hot and amazingly repulsive.
Subject to how many kegs show up?
Any mention of beer or drugs will have a house exceeding maximum fire safety laws.
Well fuck, so far it's just you and I.

BEERDRUGSBEERDRUGSBEERDRUGSBEERDRUGSBEERDRUGSBEERDRUGS

CATFIGHT

That should just about cover it. I'll bring the porn and the beer.

Then, I'll get your brother drunk, and hit on him, get him all worked up, strip him down, tie him up and then we can use him and his naked hardon for target practise with the empties.


I should be there in about 12 hours or so.
I use your sig for target practice.
How's your aim?
I'm pretending you didn't use the words "hardon" and "brother" in your last post.



Beer pong anyone?
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux



Beer pong anyone?


I'm down.

GAME ON! :bouncy:

I'll bring my UNO cards as well.
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