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........never plays on evenings or weekends.

What an excellent opportunity to bash the shit outta him.

So Rooner, does your squaw still have your balls safely stored in her purse?

:lol::lol:
Someone fucks Rooner?
Only if he's a good little bitch and does as he's told. I heard he irons her underwear, and keeps a spotless teepee.

Being a native Indian, I'm assuming he's accustomed to being owned and abused though.

*ding ding ding*
Does she tar and feather his cock?
She'd have to pluck a hummingbird for a cock that small.
I haven't laughed that hard in two weeks.
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I haven't laughed that hard in two weeks.
Two whole weeks of no laughing, huh?

I smell 14 days of Court-ordered sobriety in a detox center. :nod:
Who Alkey or Rooner?

I think there's laws in place against depriving Injuns of their alcohol.

It's a staple.
You Maple Leaf smoking bitch. How dare you try to blindside me. Dont you know that I know all and see all? Youre just bitter because you didnt get to see my long dong acorn schlong at the gathering. Shall I mail you a picture?
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
You Maple Leaf smoking bitch. How dare you try to blindside me. Dont you know that I know all and see all? Youre just bitter because you didnt get to see my long dong acorn schlong at the gathering. Shall I mail you a picture?


*raising hand


OOH OHHH ME ME!!!!
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