09-08-2003, 03:59 PM
09-08-2003, 04:03 PM
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWaterGo with the Joe Rogan method.
just want to wait until I declare it official, thats all.
besides, I rather die on a full stomach. One last hearty lunch. :nod:
Eat as much shitty food (he says Whattaburger, since we have none, I suggest White Castle) as possible, go somewhere with white carpets, sit there with a gun in your mouth...... and right when the pressure in your ass reaches unbearable...... pull the trigger.
The object: Make someone quit their job cleaning up after you.
09-08-2003, 04:05 PM
Ken, please, be more funney.
when I shuffle off this mortal coil at around 3pm today, I'd like to have a better memory of you, ok?
*edit*
FTL - no guns for me. I wanna fly like an eagle for the last few moments of my existence.
I want to feel the thrill that is "terminal velocity", dropping at over 250 feet per second.
when I shuffle off this mortal coil at around 3pm today, I'd like to have a better memory of you, ok?
*edit*
FTL - no guns for me. I wanna fly like an eagle for the last few moments of my existence.
I want to feel the thrill that is "terminal velocity", dropping at over 250 feet per second.
09-08-2003, 04:05 PM
Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
harumpffff,
he says Rooner had his back,
so I am sure he's been stuffed enough already today.
how true....
09-08-2003, 07:41 PM
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Ken, please, be more funney.
when I shuffle off this mortal coil at around 3pm today, I'd like to have a better memory of you, ok?
Just like when he says he is leaving an never coming back, he aint gonna kill himself. You get your hopes up, just to be disapointed because he cant close the deal.
09-08-2003, 07:45 PM
I've only decided against killing myself today 'cause I feel Ken needs a bit more time to become funny. Once he is, I'll feel as if my life is complete.
Only then can I go ahead and off myself.
Only then can I go ahead and off myself.
09-08-2003, 07:48 PM
Quote:Originally posted by WhiteFolks
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Ken, please, be more funney.
when I shuffle off this mortal coil at around 3pm today, I'd like to have a better memory of you, ok?
Just like when he says he is leaving an never coming back, he aint gonna kill himself. You get your hopes up, just to be disapointed because he cant close the deal.
This 460/hottie obsession takes up much of your day whitey.
09-08-2003, 07:50 PM
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
I've only decided against killing myself today 'cause I feel Ken needs a bit more time to become funny. Once he is, I'll feel as if my life is complete.
Only then can I go ahead and off myself.
He is not gonna kill himself cause he is selfish.
09-08-2003, 07:51 PM
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWaterFrom suicidal to immortal.
I've only decided against killing myself today 'cause I feel Ken needs a bit more time to become funny. Once he is, I'll feel as if my life is complete.
Only then can I go ahead and off myself.
Shenanigans.
09-08-2003, 07:56 PM
Quote:Originally posted by WhiteFolks
He is not gonna kill himself cause he is selfish.
That is one of the worst attempts at a comeback i have EVER seen displayed on this board.
And believe me I would know.