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Get the stupid, insulting shit out of my fucking thread asswipes, first off.

Real points please.

Do you guys have the "cop alert" signal? You know, when you pass a speed trap (cops sitting hidden trying to nail speeders), that you flash your highbeams at oncoming traffic to warn them?

It's universal here.

Also: how much can you speed before you get in trouble there? I asked GIP, but he's not a driver so didn't know. Here, stay JUST under 20 (kms) over, and they'll never pull you over.
Yes the flashing of high beams is done here. And if I remember correctly unless you're doing 10 mph over the limit or more, you're ok. Simply cause the cops can get more money out of you.
just don't flash your high beams at someone with their lights off,

odds are they are a gang member and will kill you.
I love you Hottie.


That's all that matters in this crazy upside down world.
how can you speed in Canada? isn't it one big sheet of ice?
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
I love you Hottie.


That's all that matters in this crazy upside down world.

*sniff*

Don't play with my little feelings like that this time of the month. I get all sappy and shit and shit.

Sub sauce.................anybody? Anybody?

I ordered it on my sub when 46020somethingthefuckorother(mad love) drove me to the airport, at subway. You fellers are apparently deprived.

Or was it just NJ?
Fine i take it back then.

Bitch.
Yeah, there's definitely high-beam flashing. Don't get caught though, cause it's interfering with an officer, and that's bad.

Speeding depends on the road. 10 over is always a good estimate (actually safest is 9 over), but it depends. On a road where you know people routinely do 80-85 in a 55 (GS Parkway/NJ Turnpike), you can get away with more.

The 9-over rule is especially good in NJ 65-mph zones, because the fine print on the "fines doubled in 65-mph zone" law states that the fine is only doubled if you're doing 10+ over the limit.
it's just NJ. As far as the Cannannanaada vs US thing? No comparison. You guys suck. We rule! But if you want to get technical with the pros and cons, here's a few:

Military - US: Strong Canadnnana: A bunch of guys named Dudly on horseback and funny red jackets that look like th ey have a broomstick stuck up their ass.

Culture - US: Endless. You name it, we got it. Candndnnaa: It doesn't count if it's in a petre dish.

Women - US: Much Hotter Candnnaa: Butch Lumberjack dykes and lipstick lesbos with an occasional hottie in between.

Sports - US: MLB, NFL, NHL, etc... Canoodda: Curling

Beer - US: Budweiser Cannnaapa: Moose Head

Weather - US: Every season possible. Cadannanda: My nipples froze and drop off every winter (which lasts 9 months of the year)

I'll stick to the good ol' US of A. Thank you very mooch.

The only good thing about Cadadnnada is this one hot girl that I know that slept with a pink pig at a party in Jersey. Other than that.....nothing worth mentioning.
what's sub sauce??
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