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FU to the lottery. Why can't I win you already? I'm tired of work.
Quote:Originally posted by HairyWookie
FU to the lottery. Why can't I win you already? I'm tired of work.
I concurr
TWO E'S!
TWO E'S!


GODDAMN SHITFUCK!
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Hostile little bitch!!
Quote:Originally posted by HairyWookie
FU to the lottery. Why can't I win you already? I'm tired of work.
Yeah, I gotta agree with this. FU for making me spend all my hard-earned cash trying to win you, when I could've saved it up and spent it on the same really expensive escort girls that I <i>would've</i> spent you on had I won.

Bastard lottery. :mad:
Quote:Originally posted by HairyWookie
FU to the lottery. Why can't I win you already? I'm tired of work.

Maybe if you stopped impersonating someone, your luck would improve. Tongue
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
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Yeah, I gotta agree with this. FU for making me spend all my hard-earned cash trying to win you, when I could've saved it up and spent it on the same really expensive escort girls that I <i>would've</i> spent you on had I won.

Bastard lottery. :mad:

This is what I'm saying. How many young boys could I have hired by now?

It'd better pay off, or the day I find out I have some debilitating shit that's gonna kill me, if I haven't won yet, it's the 649 Corporate building I'm opening up fire in. I've already got the black trenchcoat, and hot boots.

Now I just need a gun. Fuck. Canada does stink sometimes.
Hmmmm, I should have thought of that. I think I will cease all lottery spending and save for expensive hot chicks.
Quote:Originally posted by HairyWookie
Hmmmm, I should have thought of that. I think I will cease all lottery spending and save for expensive hot chicks.
<b><i>Or</i></b> you could continue to play the lotto, and if you win all that cash, just think of how many <i>more</i> expensive hot chicks you can get... :nod:
I was in Atlantic City last night. Came home $51 ahead just from slots. That's kinda like the lottery, right?
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