YourMomsBox!

I drop the little bastard off at the airport today. Thank christ.

If you don't hear from me for 2 weeks, it's because I had to fuckin' go to rehab to dry out.

I'm old. I was up until 6:30 am last night, drinking and smoking like I meant it.

PLEASE TAKE HIM BACK, TAAAAAAAAAKE HIIIIM BAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

I kid, the visit was great. But I wasn't kidding about the 2 week hiatus. Ask him what we did on his 6 day visit. Then know, he's not actually stuttering when he keeps repeating "really drunk and stoned".

Love you gippy, come back to TO soon. (after adequate recovery time)

I swear, if I see GIP post 3 straight un-funney posts upon his return...I swear to you woman, I'm comin' after you.


Flaming 2x4 in one hand, a pitchfork in the other.

and I'm STILL envious that GIP was able to make such a trip. Damn all ye of the financially secure.

I wanna goooooooooo!
60- we're going. We're so going. Eventually. Soon. Dammit. niffle:

next summer is the earliest I can go. niffle:

is that when you're up for parole?

I can go as early as next monday

Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
is that when you're up for parole?

Someone missed the memo.


please forward all jail-time jokes to Rooner.

kthxbye :moon:

so is it true what he does to twinkies?

Sorry 460 - I didn't realize it was roonie's department. I just naturally assumed that you being puerto rican and shit, that you'd be the obvious bearer of jail jokes.....


and as for the memo? I missed the memo again? I'm gonna shoot the fuckin mailboy next time I see him. AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THE PAGES OF PLAYBOY ALWAYS STUCK TOGETHER BEFORE I GET TO THEM? Damn it! someone is taking all my fun away....

Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
next summer is the earliest I can go. niffle:

Well, that's fine. I can't go anytime soon. I'm too po'.