09-26-2003, 05:26 PM
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Rudy Blasts NYC Smoking Ban, Porn Star Candidate Disses Lap Dance Ban
Thursday September 18, 2003
Weird and Wacky News
by Homer Fink
Sep 18, 2003 11:14 am US/Eastern
Former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani thinks current Mayor Michael Bloomberg's bar and restaurant smoking ban stinks. Rudy made his comments while in Ireland for a speaking engagement. The Emerald Isle has passed a similar law, set to go into effect on January 1, 2004. Rudy, an avid cigar smoker, told Irish TV that the NYC ban violates the rights of smokers and causes a public nuisance by forcing nicotine freaks onto the streets. He prefers the laws enacted under his watch in 1995. "It limited pretty dramatically the places that you could smoke, but it left open some places where people who enjoy smoking would be allowed to do it," he says. Since that interview, Giuliani reportedly phoned Bloomberg to apologize for his remarks. A spokesperson for Rudy says that the ex-Mayor's comments were about Ireland's upcoming law, not the current restrictions in place in New York City.
Porn star Mary Carey, candidate for California governor, is fuming over the Los Angeles City Council's vote this week to ban lap dances. The "actress", who is running on a platform that includes making lap dances tax-deductible, says the proposed law is "ridiculous". Later this week, Carey is holding a $20 a seat fundraiser featuring the premiere of her new film "Club Carrie".
We thought you'd be interested Carey's complete campaign platform (courtesy of her website):
My Gubernatorial Platform
The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,†I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:
1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.
2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)
3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.
4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)
5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols†program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.
6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.
7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.
8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!
Mary reveals her positions on several issues in her speech at Harbor UCLA Research & Education Institute on August 28.
New position highlights include:
Ms. Carey is against government-provided universal health coverage
She supports physician-assisted suicide
She is pro-choice
She supports legalizing ferrets
Mary reveals new proposal to aid California's economy in BarFly Speech:
Keep California's Bars open til 4AM
Rudy Blasts NYC Smoking Ban, Porn Star Candidate Disses Lap Dance Ban
Thursday September 18, 2003
Weird and Wacky News
by Homer Fink
Sep 18, 2003 11:14 am US/Eastern
Former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani thinks current Mayor Michael Bloomberg's bar and restaurant smoking ban stinks. Rudy made his comments while in Ireland for a speaking engagement. The Emerald Isle has passed a similar law, set to go into effect on January 1, 2004. Rudy, an avid cigar smoker, told Irish TV that the NYC ban violates the rights of smokers and causes a public nuisance by forcing nicotine freaks onto the streets. He prefers the laws enacted under his watch in 1995. "It limited pretty dramatically the places that you could smoke, but it left open some places where people who enjoy smoking would be allowed to do it," he says. Since that interview, Giuliani reportedly phoned Bloomberg to apologize for his remarks. A spokesperson for Rudy says that the ex-Mayor's comments were about Ireland's upcoming law, not the current restrictions in place in New York City.
Porn star Mary Carey, candidate for California governor, is fuming over the Los Angeles City Council's vote this week to ban lap dances. The "actress", who is running on a platform that includes making lap dances tax-deductible, says the proposed law is "ridiculous". Later this week, Carey is holding a $20 a seat fundraiser featuring the premiere of her new film "Club Carrie".
We thought you'd be interested Carey's complete campaign platform (courtesy of her website):
My Gubernatorial Platform
The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,†I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:
1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.
2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)
3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.
4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)
5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols†program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.
6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.
7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.
8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!
Mary reveals her positions on several issues in her speech at Harbor UCLA Research & Education Institute on August 28.
New position highlights include:
Ms. Carey is against government-provided universal health coverage
She supports physician-assisted suicide
She is pro-choice
She supports legalizing ferrets
Mary reveals new proposal to aid California's economy in BarFly Speech:
Keep California's Bars open til 4AM
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