*sung to the tune of "where has my little dog gone"*
WHERE OH WHERE HAS MY ROOOOOONER GONE, OHH WHERE OHH WHERE CAN HE BEEEE! WITH HIS HUMOUROUS CHARM AND HIS WITTY REPLIES,
IS HE HIDING AWAY FROM 9-E?
He hasn't been here in days. Wherefor art thou Rooner?
I heard he died two days ago
I think he ran off with SLASH.
he's like Betelguese, you have to say his name 3 times for him to show up.
Rooner...Rooner....ROONER!!!!!
ya faggeet! get up in here!
HHH - you sir, are a complete asshole. That being said.....where could rooner be....
From the home office in Walawala Washington, here's
The top ten places that rooner could be:
10. he's realized that "finding himself" doesn't mean playing hide and go seek in the mirror and decided to go to tibet to truly find himself
9. Ringling brother's called and finally offered him the job of Sword Swallower.
8. he quit his job, bought an old VW fan is following Kenny G on tour
7. he's moved to las vegas and is now the new tour guide for the liberace museum
6. he smokem big peace pipe with wacky tabacky and is still sleeping it off
5. he's at the 15th annual GLAAD convention in San Francisco.
4. He's busy taking meteorology courses because he heard "it's raining men" on the radio and wanted to learn more about it.
3. he's having his nails done
2. he's at home recovering from his monthly brazilian waxing.
and the number one place that rooner could be:
He went to brazil to finally have that operation that he's wanted.
he's caught in the world of SOCOM II.
He had some business to attend to.
*muffled cries*
*kicks basement door*
Damn kids, I'll tell ya.
metal has him in the trunk of his car south of the mason dixon. he's gonna trade him for 3 cases of moonshine and a date with the farmer's daughter.
Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
I think he ran off with SLASH.
I am SLASH, and I swear he's not with me, but my top hat is missing.
Well lookie who decided to grace us with their presence once again.
Welcome back! :grin: