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Cabe Merritt Shatters Masturbation World Record!
October 1, 2003

It's official, Cabe Merritt is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Cabe Merritt achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Cabe Merritt remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Cabe Merritt is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Cabe Merritt was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Cabe Merritt said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Quote:Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.



Gee, i wonder what he was doing.
I hope you don't actually believe this...

Pretty funny though.
All I can say to this is OUCH! :o
Cabe Merritt aka Mr. X
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I have met my match.

His name, Cabe Merritt.




::ala Terry Tate::
You're goin' down suckah!!!

WOOOOOOO!!!!!
Quote:Originally posted by BITENY
With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.


What they're failing to tell us is that all of those tapes were made by Hans Blickstein during his Masterbation escapade.
Please tell me this is a joke. If not, who kept score???
Ok. It's a joke.
What it doesn't say is that he slept 18 of those 24 hours.

Could you imagine being the person assigned to be the spotter for this. It has to be official.

And I'm ready for the challenge. Except I'd need live visual stimulation instead of just videos.
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