I'm alone in the office.
I have work to do, but nothing with a major priority.
It's cold in here, and very very quiet.
The only other living thing is the office cat.
Any ideas to jump start me? I already had two bagels, a donut, and a diet pepsi, and I still feel tired.
kick the cat around abit...that should get your juices flowin'.
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
kick the cat around abit...that should get your juices flowin'.
My boss's priority of love:
1) His wife
2) His daughters
3) His cat.
The cat stays on one side of the office. I stay in my area.
Kick back, have a beer. Loaf like you mean it, fuck being motivated.
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Kick back, have a beer. Loaf like you mean it, fuck being motivated.
But see, I actually LIKE my job.
I'm just not motivated. It's friday. And too early to drink. And i'm still fucking cold, because I have no jacket.
Quote:Originally posted by Tenbatsuzen
I'm alone in the office.
I have work to do, but nothing with a major priority.
It's cold in here, and very very quiet.
The only other living thing is the office cat.
Any ideas to jump start me? I already had two bagels, a donut, and a diet pepsi, and I still feel tired.
I have a huge undoable immediate project, pushing aside 5 other large urgent projects, and all I did so far today is a game of Spider, cup of coffee, and a whine about how tired my legs are from hockey last night.
I am amazed that I have not been fired.
I just watched a video of Stephanie from smackdown last night, so now not only am I undermotivated, I'm now distracted and horny.
Sleep, whack off, watch tv..... come on-- think along the lines of "Clerks" here!
Quote:Originally posted by BITENY
Sleep, whack off, watch tv..... come on-- think along the lines of \"Clerks\" here!
TV in the office is broken.
No comfortable place to sleep. (it's also too cold to sleep)
I'm not gonna jerk off at work
start a SLACKERS thread
