YourMomsBox!

And I'm officially half in the bag.

Here's how my day went:

9 am, go out to start my van, all gussied up, work clothes (dress pants, professional look) and the fucker won't start.

NP. I've been working with this vehicle for a while. It can be a little bitchy.

I run the gearshift through the steering column a few times and get it going. Yay me.

I get to the coffeeshop, pull into the drive-thru, order my "jumbo coffee, triple milk no sugar" (which the whore is now getting right about 60% of the time) then take my foot of the brake to proceed to the window.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD it dies.

Over. Finished. Done.

Had to be towed from there.

I'm on my third beer, waiting to hear from the mechanic now.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah beer.


I have beer downstairs and your thread has just swayed me to get tossed.

Sucks to be you....I have to go get paid today so I can't drink till later
I'd ask Hottie to come and join me but she can't drive...and Beer 3 and you're half in the bag?? Fuckin lightweight..

Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
And I'm officially half in the bag.

Here's how my day went:

9 am, go out to start my van, all gussied up, work clothes (dress pants, professional look) and the fucker won't start.

NP. I've been working with this vehicle for a while. It can be a little bitchy.

I run the gearshift through the steering column a few times and get it going. Yay me.

I get to the coffeeshop, pull into the drive-thru, order my \"jumbo coffee, triple milk no sugar\" (which the whore is now getting right about 60% of the time) then take my foot of the brake to proceed to the window.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD it dies.

Over. Finished. Done.

Had to be towed from there.

I'm on my third beer, waiting to hear from the mechanic now.

Wow, if it's not one thing with that piece of shit, it's another.
I hope you blow that thing up.

I'll bet those domestic Coor's lights are going down pretty smooth. Fresh from the rocky mountains at the bottom of the Great Lakes.

Quote:I read nothing over a couple of lines. Fucking novellas.

Wait... What?

Quote:Originally posted by BITENY
Wow, if it's not one thing with that piece of shit, it's another.

It's not polite to refer to her life in such a manner.

i hate that fuckin coffee whore. she must have put my Sweetnlow in your gas tank

Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux

Quote:Originally posted by BITENY
Wow, if it's not one thing with that piece of shit, it's another.

It's not polite to refer to her life in such a manner.

Quote:Originally posted by BITENY

That ain't foolin' anyone honey.