As some of you know, a trip to Texas is in store for the Moosen household. Now while it's a necessary trip, I don't want to get on the motherfucking plane!! I researched alternate modes of travel, and none were feasible given the time constraints related to this trip, so it's gotta be by air. I HATE to fly, and I'm really fucking pissed that I have to do it. (Thank you God for providing me with meds for this trip or I don't know how I'd do it).
Secondly, FU to the two people (to both of which I'm related) who decided (for me) that this trip was to happen. I love them, but forcryingoutloud I don't want to do it!
Lastly, FU to the bastard, who by his actions in February, made it all come to fruition. I hope you know how much pain and anxiety you caused me and my family. I'd say that you can go to hell, but the climate might be too cool and the accommodations too comfortable for your stay in eternity. Instead, I hope your genitals become necrotic and gangrene, and said infection slowly and painfully robs you of your life... little by little and so slowly that the excruciating pain drives you mad.
Nah! even that is too kind. FU!!
(I'm not too bitter now am I??)
I hope to never piss you off.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily, before you get on the plane. It works for me. Sit by a window so you can watch everything, and cling to Flock like there is no tomorrow, he'll thank you for the compression bruises later. Driving isn't out of the question. It takes about 18-20 hours if you do it right. And go find this guy and hurt em real bad...payback and revenge are dishes best served cold.
Take luck!!!
Quote:I hope to never piss you off.
You could never do that sweetie. I love you too much!
And btw if you think I'm bitter / pissed off now, you shoulda seen me in February!!
GODDAMN!!!!!!!
Some of the best ill-wishes I've seen in a dog's age!!!!!!!
I hope you don't mind if I steal some of the foul lines. They were downright classic!
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Quote:GODDAMN!!!!!!!
Some of the best ill-wishes I've seen in a dog's age!!!!!!!
I hope you don't mind if I steal some of the foul lines. They were downright classic!
You can use any of them sweetie! Hope they serve you well!
Quote:Whos having a baby?
What the fuck are you talking about???? If you couldn't tell, I'm not in the mood. Add something, or go defile elsewhere!
The fact that the original stimulus began in February..
Quote:Originally posted by Mrs. MoosenLastly, FU to the bastard, who by his actions in February, made it all come to fruition.
And you are going approximately 9 months (give or take a few weeks) later, led me to believe someone was having a baby. Sorry for making an assumption and incurring the wrath of the Moosen. This incident will be retained for future reference in all communications with those of the Moosen clan.
Calm down there Mrs. B.A. Baracus.
Quote:Originally posted by Mrs. Moosen
I hope your genitals become necrotic and gangrene, and said infection slowly and painfully robs you of your life... little by little and so slowly that the excruciating pain drives you mad.
Welcome to my world. You get used to the pain over time. It's the itching that's a real bitch......
all kidding aside - mrs., I fly all the time for business reasons and I have yet to have a flight that I wasn't anxious. The best way I've found to overcome the fear is put yourself mentally someplace else. Don't think about what you're about to do as you get on the plane. If you have a window seat, close the shade and don't look around as you fly. Bring a walkman or a portable DVD player for distraction. New York to Texas is under 4 hours to most parts. Ya just got to learn to relax.
Mr. can help by taking your mind off of flying. Play little mental exercises. One that works for me is to think about "what would I do if I won $10 Million in the lottery".
As a side note: I don't know why you fear flying but I use to be deathly afraid of lightening. A childhood friend of mine, who also happens to be a psychotherapist, told me that the way to overcome a fear is to face it outright but in moderation. Eventually you learn that your fear is unwarranted and was silly. For the most part it worked.