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So what I like to eat fucking pretzels and chips at my desk. I'm a fatty.

She comes running into my office spraying an entire can of dust off on my keyboard. Crumbs and shit flying all over the place. and she knocked over a cup of water on my work. 15 minutes later and I still can't breath.

At the very least it did get me a little high

Now to exact revenge.

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So what I like to eat fucking pretzels and chips at my desk. I'm a fatty.

She comes running into my office spraying an entire can of dust off on my keyboard. Crumbs and shit flying all over the place. and she knocked over a cup of water on my work. 15 minutes later and I still can't breath.

At the very least it did get me a little high

Now to exact revenge.

Spray her close range, that shit freezes on contact.

I'm thinking of involving a lighter. That shit's flammable.

Raped her with a rusty nine iron. That'll teach her.