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I'm sitting in an office on my floor that gets used once a week. Sipping a diet coke, yapping on my cell phone, My Radiohead CD blaring, putting together a mailing for work, when a huge bee flies right past my head.
I get really scared and run out and slam the door and, you've guessed it:





LOCKED MYSELF OUT.

I did everything I could to get the door open for a good hour with the help of everyone on my floor.

Finally I resorted to calling a locksmith and shelling out $48, which I had to borrow from a coworker. It was embarrassing.

This has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever done....... Sad







....this week.
junkie.
I'm INSANELY jealous that you have a job you can smoke pot at.

Way to go dumbass!!!!

:lol:
shoulda called 911, the Fire Department or NYPD Emergency Services would have come and got you out. And it would have been for free.
Weed tends to make some people a little paranoid.

I don't think calling 911 would be the smartest thing to do under the circumstances.
I disagree. $48 bucks is a case of beer and a pack of smokes.

Or a half quarter of weed.

Not very frugal are you?
Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
LOCKED MYSELF OUT
Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
shoulda called 911, the Fire Department or NYPD Emergency Services would have come and got you out.

Reading Comprehension: D
oops...my bad, kindly disregard my post..let the tooling begin upon me. If I had taken the 911 call I would have told her she was shit outta luck and to lay off the pot.

On a more serious note, did you maybe think to see if someone had a key??
Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
oops...my bad, kindly disregard my post..let the tooling begin upon me. If I had taken the 911 call I would have told her she was shit outta luck and to lay off the pot.

On a more serious note, did you maybe think to see if someone had a key??

Whatever takes the focus off of tooling on me.

I still think they'd have helped her.
Not if it was a lock out...if she was locked IN, I would have sent someone to help her.
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