I feel like such a tool. I haven't been here in awhile and I'm clueless. Contests and bouncing names!? Help me.
More bounce to the ounce.
Ya gotta be in it to win it, and apparently you ain't in it!!!
did ya miss me while you were gone?
did you yearn for my abuse?
did you seek solice in the arms of others?
Of course not Grumpy, no one can abuse me like you do.
I'm glad we have some rhymers on this board. Maybe you have wigger potential yet.
Just show us you're tits, stick a cucumber up your ass (in private), and it will feel like you never left.
Fuck private. That'd make for some interesting pictures.
and should give you a few ideas for some new ones, sport
mug:
I'm not into vegetables. Get me a firm ripe banana and we''re talking.