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From ESPN.com
Quote:Anna's injuries may end tennis career

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ESPN.com news services


Much more of a success off the court than on it, Anna Kournikova might be making a permanent move to a life outside tennis.

Kournikova, a 22-year-old Russian, told the London Evening Standard on Monday that she plans to quit tennis early next year and devote herself to becoming an actress and TV awards presenter.

\"Acting and presenting are definitely things I enjoy doing,\" Kournikova, who was in Monte Carlo hosting the World Music Awards, told the newspaper. \"I'd love to appear in something like 'Sex and the City' or 'Friends.' I get offered lots of those sorts of jobs, but I've never had time to pursue them because of my tennis.\"

Kournikova was once ranked as high as eighth in the world without having won a singles title. Her best moments were reaching the Wimbledon semifinals in 1997 and winning two Grand Slam doubles championships. Her tournament appearances have been limited in recent years because of injuries to her feet and back.

\"They say my injury is chronic because it keeps coming back,\" Kournikova told the Evening Standard. \"I do not want to go on playing unless I can participate 100 percent, as I don't like pulling out of tournaments at the last minute.\"

Kournikova said she would make a final decision on her tennis career sometime in January.

\"I can still [play] occasional exhibition games, but I can't cope with the rigorous schedule of major tournaments,\" she said. \"At the end of the day my health is the most important thing I have and I don't want to risk losing that.

\"I have been playing since I was 5 -- that's 17 years of hard training every day. Tennis is my life, and I really don't know what's going to happen, but we will see in January.\"

So she plans on making a career as a tv presenter???? Or is that after she turns down 20 offers for the best tv shows in history??? Translation: looks like were about 7 years away from seeing her in Playboy
I've got a career prospect for her:

it involves tight, skimpy outfits and alot of oral dicktation. (That's how <b>I</b> spell it)

And now my personal ode to Anna:

KOURNIKOVA
(SUNG TO KODACHROME by Paul Simon)

When I turn on the t.v.,
And flip through the channels.
I pass the talk shows, and I pass the soaps.
But then she caught my attention, I couldn’t believe that
A tennis game could lift up all my hopes.

Kournikova…wears the tight white outfit
While chasing the fuzzy balls
Your golden hair is flowing all around, oh yeah.
I got a hold on something
She flashes me her camel toe
Oh God, please bend my Kournikova down.

If she was just a little better
At playing tennis
She’d be on t.v. for more than a day
When she reaches for a towel, and I reach for mine
And make a “racquet” in my own way

Kournikova…wears the tight white outfit
While chasing the fuzzy balls
Your golden hair is flowing all around, oh yeah.
I got a hold on something
She flashes me her camel toe
Oh God, please bend my Kournikova down.

God, please bend my Kournikova down

God, please bend my Kournikova down

God, please bend my Kournikova down

God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikova down

God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikov...
God, please bend my Kournikova down

God, please bend my Kournikov...
(Preferably over my stove)
God, please bend my Kournikova down
Quote:Anna's injuries may end tennis career

They called that a career?
can't y'all post hot pics of Anna instead of this pesky "discussion"?
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"Sex and the City or Friends" Best TV shows ever???? Sure, if you have a frustrated vagina.
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I can hear her little tennis grunt right now.
Thank you!!!
Header, you are officially allowed to follow me around again, as long as it's with hot pictures!!
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