YourMomsBox!

Yep.

As I'm walking up to my building this morning, some guy almost drops right on my head, like James Bond.

He's been dangling off the building all day.

I bet that'd be fun as hell to do, and I bet you'd get a stellar tan in the summer.

If this software shit doesn't work out for me - that's my next career. :nod:

If the windows weren't tinted, I'd moon the little fucker.

I'll let you practice by cleaning off my monitor.

I can't get a tan cleaning your monitor.

Screw you.

Dont you think you should know how to keep yourself clean before you worry about cleaning other shit?

Your ass will end up just as red as if you'd been in the sun all day.

There's a joke in there somewhere about Rooner being an ass and a red man.

Let me stretch first.

I'm dying to smack the window and scare the bejeezus out of him.

I wonder how many people do that a day?

Calculate the number of homeless in the world, then add one.

The fact that you can speak in complete sentences proably makes you over qualified to be a window washer.







But you'd be just right for topless pool cleaner. And look, no tan lines.