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All he wanted was T.P. for his bunghole....


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Bow down before the one you serve....


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(CUT TO SPANISH CLASS)
Beavis: Nicaragua.... arriba.... andelay.... I AM CORNHOLIO!! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!

Spanish teacher: Senor Beavis! Donde esta tu hallpass?

Beavis: Are you threatening me? You will give my T.P. ... bungholio!

Spanish teacher: Beavis.... just what in the hell do you think you are doing?

Beavis: DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY! Do you have any oleo?

Spanish teacher: Get the hell outa my class and go straight to the principal's office. NOW!

Beavis: Ummmmmmm.... okay. THE PRINCIPAL.... he will give me T.P.! heh heh I would hate for my bungholio to get polio...

Where I come from we have no bunghole... heh heh heh heh

Spanish teacher: "Ahhh, las luces aprendidas, pero nadie en casa....." (The lights are on, but nobody's home....)
The streets will flow with blood of the non believers!

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apples
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
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(CUT TO SPANISH CLASS)
Beavis: Nicaragua.... arriba.... andelay.... I AM CORNHOLIO!! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!

Spanish teacher: Senor Beavis! Donde esta tu hallpass?

Beavis: Are you threatening me? I need no hallpass. You will give my T.P. ... bungholio!

Spanish teacher: Beavis.... just what in the hell do you think you are doing?

Beavis: DO NOT MAKE MY BUNGHOLE ANGRY! Do you have any oleo?

Spanish teacher: Get the hell outa my class and go straight to the principal's office. NOW!

Beavis: Ummmmmmm.... okay. THE PRINCIPAL.... he will give me T.P.! heh heh I would hate for my bungholio to get polio...

Where I come from we have no bunghole... heh heh heh heh

Spanish teacher: \"Ahhh, las luces aprendidas, pero nadie en casa.....\" (The lights are on, but nobody's home....)

I cannot tell you the hours I spent stoned out of my gourde watching that episode. That and the cornholio in the movie are the only Beavis and Butthead I enjoy.
Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
apples

Your brilliance outshines this whole board.

Confusedmug:
It's DIG's <i>new</i> gimmick Rolleyes
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Copacetic.............
I AM CORNHOLIO!!! INEED CRAPACINO!!!!
I don't get it.
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