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Quote:Man Cuts Off His Genitals to Win Sympathy

DAR ES SALAAM (Reuters) - A Tanzanian man cut off his genitals in an attempt to win sympathy from creditors after squandering their money on prostitutes and alcohol, a newspaper reported on Saturday.

The 24-year-old reached the decision after realizing he could not pay back millions of shillings lent to him by friends and relatives to invest in a business venture.

The Guardian newspaper said the man's condition was improving after he received treatment at his local hospital in the east African country's northern Manyara region.

The report said it was the second such incident in the area in two months. Another man slashed off his genitals upon failing to settle a 300,000 shilling ($287) debt.

silver-lining, at least he can't procreate. Always good to thin out that herd Darwin-style

I just wanna know what's going through a guy's head that cutting off his dick is a rational idea. Never at any point in my life has that sounded like a reasonable plan to solve anything. Nor has it seemed like just a fun thing to do.

no, that's retarded.........I would never, ever cut my dick off, its just too important to me

That's like the fucked up European kid that got all stoned on (somethingorother) and cut off his dick AND his tongue.

Talk about useless men.

The man better be double jointed in his fingers, or he's a single man forever - unless of course he meets up with Stalker Patti.

Quote:Are your genitals worth?

no idea? do i charge by the pound?

:lol:

Pictures add 10 lbs.

Don't let your head blow up.

good point, thanks for keeping me in check TH

Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
That's like the fucked up European kid that got all stoned on (somethingorother) and cut off his dick AND his tongue.

Talk about useless men.

The man better be double jointed in his fingers, or he's a single man forever - unless of course he meets up with Stalker Patti.

Which fingers? I'm double jointed in my thumbs, index fingers, middle fingers and one ring finger and one pinky.
God I feel like I'm back in junior high, kill me now.

You needn't worry if your penis and tongue are operational.

But fyi: Index and middle finger preferred here. ONE AT A TIME. More than that is invasive, and a little painful.