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AMSTERDAM, Holland (Reuters) -- Heart patients may soon be able to buy underwear designed to detect heart rhythm abnormalities and even call for an ambulance in case of emergency, according to researchers at Netherlands-based Philips Electronics.

The researchers have developed sensors that measure body signals such as heart rate information, which can be sewn into bras and shorts and which connect to a thin chip module that monitors the signals.

"These sensors pick up electric signals in the body. They don't have to touch the skin and can be sewn into clothes, which can be put in the laundry," a spokesman for Philips Research said.

Deciding how to use data
It might take a few years before a commercial product will be on the market, because different interested parties such as doctors, telecoms operators and insurance companies will have to agree on how to use it.

Three months of data on body signals can be stored in the module. Abnormal signals will be detected by the module, and doctors can also use the information to analyze them, Philips said.

Should the patient suffer a heart attack, the system can trigger local alarms or wirelessly link with a mobile phone.

Slips into pocket
The thin module should be worn on the body, close to the sensors, and is designed to slip into a dedicated pocket.

Philips has developed the product because it can help prevent diseases and improve a person's health, it said.

Europe's largest consumer electronics maker is also one of the world's largest hospital equipment producers and has identified personal healthcare as a major business opportunity.
i can see it now:

you are wearing one of these things. then, you are about to do with your significant other. so the people monitoring you see your heart beating faster and faster.. then, when you take off your underwear, the signal drops and the people think you are dead.. so in the middle of doing it, an ambulance pulls up and busts open your door while you're getting the rusty trombone.

What a Kodak moment...
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
i can see it now:

you are wearing one of these things. then, you are about to do with your significant other. so the people monitoring you see your heart beating faster and faster.. then, when you take off your underwear, the signal drops and the people think you are dead.. so in the middle of doing it, an ambulance pulls up and busts open your door while you're getting the rusty trombone.

What a Kodak moment...

You forget, Ronin, people don't have sex after 35.
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
i can see it now:

you are wearing one of these things. then, you are about to do with your significant other. so the people monitoring you see your heart beating faster and faster.. then, when you take off your underwear, the signal drops and the people think you are dead.. so in the middle of doing it, an ambulance pulls up and busts open your door while you're getting the rusty trombone.

What a Kodak moment...

You forget, Ronin, people don't have sex after 35.

Then how old IS Larry King?????? :o
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
i can see it now:

you are wearing one of these things. then, you are about to do with your significant other. so the people monitoring you see your heart beating faster and faster.. then, when you take off your underwear, the signal drops and the people think you are dead.. so in the middle of doing it, an ambulance pulls up and busts open your door while you're getting the rusty trombone.

What a Kodak moment...

You forget, Ronin, people don't have sex after 35.

Then how old IS Larry King?????? :o

You honestly believe Larry King has had sex with another person in his lifetime? If he had sex, it was "Babylon-5" style.