Keep a coathanger on the night stand.
Shoot her three times in the belly, yourself in the arm, then claim two black car jackers did it.
Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
Why not go out younger, ina blaze of glory? Perhaps from an overdose or daredevil extreme stunt?
Combine both for an stupidly horrendous death.
I walk that line every Friday night.
I freebase while riding my 10-speed with NO HANDS!!!!!!!!
To eliminate all worry Jimmy, you gotta insist that you have to shoot your "money shot" on her face, neck, chest, belly, or back area (let her decide) because you just "aren't ready to be a daddy yet".
1 - she'll appreciate your honesty.
2 - you can't get her pregnant if you don't shoot the trey up IN dat piece.
3 - you get to shoot your load on her face, hopefully.
I'll keep my fingers crossed for ya.
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
I freebase while riding my 10-speed with NO HANDS!!!!!!!!
I like to combine an 8 ball with a 12 speed, makes it easier to reach the lowest common denominator.
give me an 8-ball and a Huffy and even Lance Armstrong wouldn't have a chance to catch me.
Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
And today she had a dream about actually having the baby. 6 pounds 8 oz. The middle name was David and he was \"Gorgeous\" <b>and looked like me</b>. Should I worry??
The kid came out with a goatee and a Mets tattoo on his forehead?
Fuck yeah, you should worry.
Seeing a baby might be an indication of your desire to regress to the time of infancy. And her seeing it is her agreement of your needs.....
Either that or you want to nurse on her boobie and she wants to nurse on yours....
but what the fuck do I know? Who do you think I am? Cleo?