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yeah, thats what I'm going to decorate my cubicle with. I will also have a banner that says "Hail the Mighty Lord Satan".


I figure if people can bring in their religious scriptures, pictures, mini-altars and such (like my neighbor to the right) then I should be able to do the same, right?

But all in the name of an unpopular diety, the Dark Lord himself...

I will have passages from the Necronomicon as well...



that shouldn't cause a problem at all, right?

I'm sure the ACLU will back you up if there is a problem.

At noon you should sacrifice a virgin at your desk.. Hey your only expressing your right religious freedom!

They have no right to judge!!

Goat heads and pictures of King Diamond will most definitely add to the decor.

The Hawaiian surfer girl wouldn't appreciate that.

Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
The Hawaiian surfer girl wouldn't appreciate that.

:lol::lol:

Too bad FedEx couldn't follow through with the delivery cause I had a nice plaque to worship her arm on in my office.

a true satanist does not commit sacrifices.


King Diamond....hmmm, I think I can dig up a poster of him somewhere. If only I could find my aging Metal Edge mags...

Walk around her house with signs that say God Hates one armed surfers...or The Shark didn't bite enough.

Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
a true satanist does not commit sacrifices.

Awww no fun

every religion has its rules Dude....but hey, check it out.

A satanist does not have to "turn the other cheek"; they are afforded the luxury of seeking out vengence.

So, if my co-worker angers me, I'll just knock him the fuck out. :grin2: