Quote:Originally posted by Silera
They're equally shitty.
I am offering up the opportunity to redeem your posts, for I am a benevolent ruler.
Time will be up after my cigarette break.
can I offer you a ham & cheese hot pocket instead?
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
They're equally shitty.
I am offering up the opportunity to redeem your posts, for I am a benevolent ruler.
Time will be up after my cigarette break.
can I offer you a ham & cheese hot pocket instead?
[Dr Evil]Have a hot pocket, theyre breathtaking.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I believe my name should give me immunity from ANY shitty post I may make.
So kicks to the testicles are only administered during business hours? Any chance of getting off-hours service? I really need to be slapped about the face, breasts, neck, chest, and head.
I need to get out some aggressions, come on over anytime :bouncy:
meatflaps lololololololol
You're fucking up the page.
I'd moderate but I need a nappy.
You can't go nappy poo, you have a bar at red rocks that needs to be danced on.
BACK TO THE TOP!
I love the "Let's amuse our mod" lines.
Do pick-up lines amuse you?
Like really bad ones?
"Silera, if I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
or corny ones?
"Are your feet tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day!"
or to-the-point ones?
"Nice tits. Wanna fuck?"
or complimentery ones?
"Hi, I just wanted to tell you that you are the most beautiful girl in here. I'm not trying to give you a line and you don't need to respond, but I just had to tell you that."
or Egotistical ones?
"Hi, I'm Barry Manilow...Perhaps you've heard of me?"
(so, how'd I do?)