FU to high winds. It tore the fucking roof off of my house. BASTARD. Everyone is fine, no one got hurt. But Ill be out of the house for months while they fix it, insurance is covering everything. But still. FUCK YOU WIND! First I had to stay in a hotel for a few weeks, now Im renting a house and had to move all my shit out only to have to move it back in in a few months. The worst part is, I had several sweet nudie magazines from my younger days in the drop ceiling in the bathroom and they all got sucked out with the roof. Now what am I going to wack it to? I dont have the internet at home now. WTF. Im starting to get the shakes.
Damn, that sucks man. Glad to hear you're fine though.
One question, how old was this roof anyway that it came off? I know we had some bad wind lately, but nothing to the effect that it should cause that much damage.
I always thought insurance companies should cover lost or damaged porn.
The roof was about 30 years old. The wind gusts were up to 70 mph. This was a few weeks ago. I told the insurance company I had some quality porn up there, but they refused to cover it. Oh well.
We can only hope that the porn flew into some needy 13 year old's bedroom window. Passing the torch on is always good.
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We can only hope that the porn flew into some needy 13 year old's bedroom window. Passing the torch on is always good.
This is true. My first porn mags were ones I found out in the middle of the woods. A creepy thought now, in retrospect, but it was pure gold to me back then.
Quote:Damn, that sucks man. Glad to hear you're fine though.
My sentiments exactly but reversed.
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Quote:Damn, that sucks man. Glad to hear you're fine though.
My sentiments exactly but reversed.
I missed you too diggy baby. Anyone been keeping you in check while Ive been gone?
Wow that sucks.
Next time use stakes to tie the tepee down.....