Stolen Weed
Man Calls Cops to Report Cannabis Theft
ADELAIDE, Australia (AP) -- What a dopey call. Police on Tuesday arrested a man who phoned officers to report thieves breaking into his house to steal his illicit cannabis crop.
Police in the southern city of Adelaide said they arrested four men early Tuesday as they tried to steal the plants, which were being grown in two rooms at the home.
They also nabbed the homeowner who made the call - on charges of illegally cultivating 16 cannabis plants.
Penny, if there ever was a thread to post in...this would be it.
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> > This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in Wisconsin:
> >
> > A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 and has $560
> > monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of
course
> > all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with their
> guns,
> > a dog, and of course the new Vehicle.
> >
> > They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make
> some
> > kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys
to
> > float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a
> > wandering duck would fly down and land on, it's going to take a little
> more
> > effort than an ice hole drill.
> >
> > So, out of the back of the new Navigator truck comes a stick of dynamite
> > with a short, 40-second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do take
into
> > consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice
at
> a
> > location far from where they are standing (and the new Navigator truck),
> > because they don't want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when
they
> > run from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting
> > blast.
> >
> >
> > They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a couple
> of
> > paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns, and the dog??
> >
> > Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
RETRIEVING.
> > Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off
> at
> > a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite
> > with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two
> men
> > yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog,
cheered
> > on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.
> > The shotgun is loaded with #8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a
Black
> > Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on.
> > Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
> confused
> > and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane.
The
> > dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator truck. The
men
> > continue to yell as they run. The exhaust pipe on the truck is still
hot,
> so
> > the dog yelps and drops the dynamite under the truck, and takes off
after
> > his master. Then --BOOM-- the truck is blown to bits and sinks to the
> bottom
> > of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there
> with
> > this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.
> >
> >
> > The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal
use
> > of explosives is NOT COVERED. He still had yet to make the first of
those
> > $560.00 a month payments!!!
You beat me to posting this one. :disappointed:
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in Wisconsin:
Riiiiight. 
Sometimes the gullability of people astound me. Other times I'm just not surprised.
It wasn't wisconsin. It was Toronto Canandndiaiada....Only THOSE idiots in Toronto would be stupid enough to something like that.....
Right Hottie?