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Quote:Luckily Im Drunk

Your a good sport, filling in your stereo-type tonite.
Quote:Originally posted by DC Reed
Quote:Luckily Im Drunk

Your a good sport, filling in your stereo-type tonite.

The woman is bartending. You're all I have. Please stay with me.
Should i tussle your head while i carry you to my car and take you to your front lawn and eventually leave you there for the night you drunk bastard?

or just call a cab?
You can do what my friends in high school did... let me pass out drunk on your patio, take pictures of me after I vomit on myself and leave me on my doorstep for my parents to find me the next morning.
psf, id rather just piss on your face and laugh
Where were you while I was in high school?
prolly in a sandbox putting sand down some girls pants.......which i shoulda know was a bad idea.
Quote:Originally posted by DC Reed
prolly in a sandbox putting sand down some girls pants.......which i shoulda know was a bad idea.

Yeah you definately make it hard on the pedophiles who get bloody dicks from the sand on the girl's vag. You asshole!
yah, its hard to get sand outta hair...and plus, sand is really just mashed up sea shells, so imagine scraping a huge ass conch shell on your dick
you're a menace to society
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