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that the guy who sits next to me at work eats with his mouth open. I want to break his jaw.

He sits there and chomps on apples and mixed nuts all day and has his mouth half open. It's so disgusting.

Then he sticks his finger in his mouth and picks the pieces out of his teeth.

AND HE FUCKING WENT TO PRINCETON!!!!
Hey I didn't know we worked together...
Yeah I hate that shit also. His parents probably let him do that shit , I got a smack in the head for bad table manners.
You figure throughout the course of his 30+ years someone who was friends with him would have said "Jesus Christ, eat like a human"
An expensive education, class it doesth not buy.
Say something to the guy. As long as he aint your boss or someone higher up in the food chain, why not say something if it drives you crazy...
People that eat alone a lot eat like that. I had to break one of my girlfriends out of that shit.

That chomping and smacking noise drives me up a god damn wall. People like that should be killed.... I will add them to the list along with lawyers.
he also doesn't cover his mouth when he coughs.

And instead of taking one bite of an apple like most people, he nibbles it like a rabbit. He takes four small bites within a fraction of a second and then puts the apple on the table. He continues to do this until he finishes it.
whats his number I'll call him and say " hey stop chewing with your mouth open jack ass"
Kill him. Problem solved.
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