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Charge him interest.
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
There's this old dirty blond hag around the corner from my office. She's drunk on Vodka by 8 am. Every day I gave her a cigarette. One day, I was actually smoking my last one and said no.

As I walked away she yells at me, \"You have a fat ass anyway cheap bitch!\"

I've never given her a cigarette again.

did you have that super stringy thong on?
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Galt, say one nice thing about someone other than Alkey, Sil, or one of the other bitter boys. I dare ya.

Sleeper is a God
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
There's this old dirty blond hag around the corner from my office. She's drunk on Vodka by 8 am. Every day I gave her a cigarette. One day, I was actually smoking my last one and said no.

As I walked away she yells at me, \"You have a fat ass anyway cheap bitch!\"

I've never given her a cigarette again.

It is fat... but in a good way.
Who?
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus

It is fat... but in a good way.


ah nah nah.

it's "thick". nice and "thick".
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Who?

You said someone. Did you mean anyone specific?
Quote:Originally posted by The Man
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Who?

You said someone. Did you mean anyone specific?

I was hoping for me, being the attention whore I am.
is thick really a compliment? My firends tried to sell me to a bum outside of bar a few weeks ago, but he said I was too thick. I was very insulted.
I would have cried.
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