YourMomsBox!

For ratcheting up the threat level to orange once again due to terrorist "chatter".
Well why the fuck don't you just go after the fuckin' "chatterers"?
Five times now you've done this to us and not one word on how yo've dealt with the bastards threatening us on any of those occasions.

But...but...they're protecting our freedoms!

wouldn't the fact that nothing happened mean that they stopped the threat?

My Godzilla Repellant works. The proof is that I have not been attacked by Godzilla once since I began using it.

where can I get some?

Canal and Water, next to the $5 Hillfiger T's.

I bought a cashmere scarf on the street for $5. $5 BUCKS!!!

With that, and the 10 watches I got for $50, I got out of Xmas pretty cheap.

It's amazing the deals you can get on the streets here.

Ronco Polar Bear Deflector---MONEY!

Indeed. 10 watches for $50, eh? If they aren't Rolex, you got ripped...

They were authentic Modavo