Never mind, I have to stop drinking.
Quote:Originally posted by GMANN
Quote:Originally posted by diceisgod
Needless to say I hate them just as everything else involving other people. You're in a room with family members you never see. You stare at them and they at you for a few hours. You listen to their filthy, snotty little brats run around like wild Mohicans while they grip my shit up with their little mung crusted fingers. In about 3 hours this place is gonna be a fucking zoo. I hope someone dies so this doesn't go down and right now I don't care if that someone is me.
WOW
I never in a million years thought Id say this......
diceisgod rules!
I say it on a daily basis, then again my judgement of funny dwarves all of you since I am such a knee slapper.
I bet that book is collecting dust at Red Rock's somewhere by the jukebox.
When you walk into the bar does everyone yell "GEORGE!!!" and then you reply with some funny one liner before you sit down at the end of the bar.
I hope to aspire to the genious that was Norm Peterson
It's a dog eat dog world out there and i'm wearing milk bone underwear sammy.
Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer