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I just bought Smeagol/Gollum at Toys R Us and I love him and I want to play with him all night.
Ask Smeagol or Gollum a question. I'll tell you what he tells me.
Gollum:
Hey, you think I could borrow that ring for a while?
Is there anyone funnier than DIG?
Quote:Gollum:
Hey, you think I could borrow that ring for a while?
Master broke his promise!
Quote:Is there anyone funnier than DIG?
Come on Hobbitsis! Smeagol will show you the way!
Gollum, your stance on the current US involvement in Iraq, please.
Can I stick my tongue so far into Silera's vagina that I'll be able to lick the underside of her scalp?
Quote:Gollum, your stance on the current US invovlement in Iraq, please.
Filthy little hobitsis! They stolen it from us. My precious!
Quote:Can I stick my tongue so far into Silera's vagina that I'll be able to lick the underside of her scalp?
Master's my FRIEND.
Quote:Filthy little hobitsis! They stolen it from us. My precious!
Pretty accurate...
The precious is obviously oil.
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
Quote:Is there anyone funnier than DIG?
Come on Hobbitsis! Smeagol will show you the way!
If I follow will I become as funny as DIG?
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