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I feel so stupid. I JUST noticed that I'm dressed like a bum!

So, I’m wearing my Ralf Lauren blue pinstripe suit. Of course I only wear Carlo Franco ties (though I might pick up some Hermes ones eventually), today a brilliant red one with some dark blue (but that’s neither here nor there). Now, rightfully, I grabbed one of my brown Versace belts, but the frustrating thing is that in my haste, I inadvertantly grabbed my black Salvatore Ferragamo shoes instead of the brown Hermes ones which looked IDENTICAL thanks to the poor lighting in my walk-in closet. So though my suit, tie, Oxxford shirt, pure silver cufflinks look wonderfully together, I’ve got black shoes on!

Luckily, nobody has noticed yet. If they did, I would JUST DIE! I’m going to have one of the assistants pick up my lunch for me so I don’t have to leave my office and have everyone notice that I’m dressed like a farmer.

UGH! How could I have been so careless?

How Bret Easton Ellis of you

I hate it when that happens.

ps. Kmart has an excellent selection of "Ralf" Lauren and "Oxxford" shirts

Wal-Mart has stellar shoes at bargain basement prices.

Black and brown.

They sell "light bulbs" too

Oxxford is the brand, mechanic.

Yes, I mispelled Ralph Lauren. I apologize

You're fucking up today, you need some time off.

you're, spook

Actually contractions are one of the toughest things to master in the English language. It's especially difficult among people from other countries trying to learn the language and morons.