(insert "youre lame trying to pick up chicks on the internet" comment from someone who has no clue comment here)
someone post they wanna throw a party.
I meant someone who counts and you gotta start a thread, she won't be able to resist.
I will and she will eat grapes from my lap. This is an excellent plan.
Make sure to wear a plastic covering over your lap.
good, i'd hate to lose you so soon, after all we just met.
Wear a plate of armor, just wearing a bunch of plates won't be as helpful.
Your good will and cheer will buoy my soul this evening as I shop for produce.