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If nothing else, at least the guy is Hung. That's got to count for something.

William Hung's tryout

Oh dear, this is the Chinese kid w/Down's Syndrome....omg, it was hilarious. I'm so sorry to say.
Where's Stephen Lynch when you need him???

Oh no, another one! I think this next one is even better than the first.

Like a Virgin

Fuck!!!! That was bad!!!!!!
The first guy looked and sounded like the
deformed,chained up guy from
"The Goonies".....Sloth?? That was his name right?

The second guy sounded like he was doing a "Cartman" version of the song.
When the judges ripped into him I was waiting to hear him say....
"Screw you guys...I'm going home"!!!

OMG.

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FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!!

I want an entire DVD of these idiots...these wanna-be Idols...

best line so far:

Randy - "When you said you were interesting and unique, you said a mouth full. Oh my god."

the look on his face as he said "oh my god"...priceless

The greatest line was when this slob, who really should have fixed herself up a little before being on tv, decided she was going to scat. They told her she was horrible, and she said something about knowing she has god. then Simon said, "I think he took the day off."

I'm upset that that's what I had to represent Brooklyn. Holy Fuck.....What a cow.

Quote:Fuck!!!! That was bad!!!!!!
The first guy looked and sounded like the
deformed,chained up guy from
\"The Goonies\".....Sloth??

So you're saying he sounded just like Ricky Martin

SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!!

Is it me or are the tryout shows more interesting than the actual shows themselves. I'd love to see them get these horrible singers together and see which one they can actually teach how to sing. That would be a show I would watch, if only for the pure entertainment value of it. The chinese retard was fucking hilarious but i still like the guy who sung and left Randy and Simon speechless for a good minute and then he said...."uh I guess that's a no huh??" I was fucking laughing my ass off for a good 5 minutes