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No, no, yes.

Sorry, i got lost in that titty thread.
Whew! For a minute there I thought we lost you in a drunken stupor.

Okay, last one for now.
If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens
when you put a slice of bread (butter side up) on a cats back?
Chinese New Year.
Good answer.
I got it from a fortune cookie.
do you eat the fortune cookie and THEN read the fortune?

or

do you read the fortune first and THEN eat the cookie?

or

do you eat the cookie and read the fortune at the same time?
Fortune first.


Fat later.
did you play any of the lucky numbers (you know, on the other side of the fortune) in the lottery?
$5 Big Game, cash.



I hate my job,
do you at least get paid in a timely fashion?
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