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My my, how the mighty have fallen.

This stuff just boggles my mind. I couldn't even imagine spending this much money in a lifetime, let alone 2 decades.

Iron Mike down to $5k
I always assumed that mike would be good with money. must be the copay for all that zoloft that's killing him.
Don King will charge him $10,000 to withdraw that 5k from the bank.
He'll be doing the cheap appearances at Modells soon.....

and who knows...maybe even childrenzes parties!
I'm richer than Tyson!

Who wants to fuck me?
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I'm richer than Tyson!

Who wants to <s>fuck</s> mug me?
*raises hand*
it said further down in that link that foreman wants to fight again. i say put the two of htem in a ring, foreman would die a horrible death but i'd pay for ppv to see it
Maybe he could persuade Mike to go into the grill business with him instead. HA.
How do you manage to piss away that amount of money?
Quote:Originally posted by Canadian Tool
How do you manage to piss away that amount of money?
Quick answer: <a href=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/mtysondiv1.html target=new>by simply not keeping track of where all that money is going.</a>

Think about it... every purse he earns in the ring gets broken down into:

*2 ex-wives, so alimony and child support
*current girlfriend(s), so gifts and the like
*manager, promoter, posse, other hangers-on with their fucking hands out, even though none of them had to step in the ring
*lawyers (look how many times "legal fees/services" appears on that list)
*mansions (I believe he has/had at least 4 of them), so maintenance, decoration, utilties, and so on
*personal luxury items (jewelry, cars, etc.)
*extravagant nonsense (aka the white Bengal tiger)

and of course... <b>*TAXES*</b>

Even if he got $20 million per fight, those expenses (and who knows what else) comes out of those winnings <i>every single month</i>. Sooner or later, the amount of what he spends would exceed that which he earns.

He was a poor kid who unfortunately got corrupted by the huge influx of money he got in a short amount of time, and clearly never thought about saving any of that money for possible lean times down the road... probably because he truly felt there wouldn't be any more lean times.
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