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Some people have no sense of humor or teh funney...My brother is getting married in Ocotber and my sister and sister in law are going down for the fittings this weekend. I was talking to my brother earlier and he mentioned the color is going to be green for the dresses and ties and such for the guys. Fitting for an Irish Catholic wedding. Anyhoo, I suggested Green Converse All Stars for shoes, to go long with the motif. Oh boy did the future sister in law shoot that one down quick along with a few other ideas of mine and my brothers. Not that I am trying to run, or ruin this wedding but at least let us have some fun. Not even Looney Tunes ties and stuff like that were allowed...And my brothers idea of chainsawing the wedding cake went out the window. I offered a compromise..Samurai Sword a la Belushi...no dice...Well gonna have to suck it up and drink myself stupid...

Brides never let grooms have any fun.

It's her "special" day, so get yourself good and stinking drunk and let it fly when you give the toast.

Good idea...

A wedding is a womans day. A man should not be having fun the day he signs his life away. The only recourse is to be blind, stinking drunk. I was both times.

I was hopped up on pain meds.

I highly reccomend a morphine drip attached directly into the spine.

If you truly love your brother, you would shoot him dead rather than have him suffer a lifetime of hell with this bitch.

For my wedding I just wanted to make sure I didn't have to wear a bow tie. Anything else was up to my wife. However, her mother took over the proceedings and that's a whole other story.

I picked NOTHING for our wedding. Every idea I had got shot down, but for some reason I had to be involved in everything. pffft.