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I'd rather give you nine little penises.
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I'd rather give you nine little penises.
I already have 1 of those, what are 8 more gonna do?
you can stack them together and finally have a nine incher
I'm just looking for a way to get rid of them.
Keep your penis problems to your self Alkey, I have enough of my own. Like, my one nut is shaped differently than the other, Its strange, one is round, and the other is kinda of oblong, rather oval shaped.
apparently I have saggy balls
Every male on this board with ball must now share a vivid description of their size, texture, and taste.
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
Every male on this board with ball must now share a vivid description of their size, texture, and <b>taste</b>.
Just for you, I'll make 'em taste like arroz con pollo.
I was going to vote for the good and pure ER Triplets until I noticed you didn't include me in any of the choices.
I'm very hurt by this, especially considering I was the one who gave you your very first status.
See if I buy you roses anymore!
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Yo, what the fuck???
I only voted to keep Alkey's regime 'cause I wasn't on the usurpers' list. <i>Now</i> you add this friggin' option.
I want to recast my vote.
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