How's your wife and my kids?
You better get this guy under control before he kills someone.
Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.
you put snot on the ball?
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
This guy threw at his own son in a father son game.
Way to go fellas, you've won one game. Win the next one and it's two in a row. Win another one after that and that's what they call a winning streak...
<font color = 3f3f3f font size=1>or something like that...heh.</font>
Hello Tribe fans, welcome to Major League Baseball... sort of. Playing tennis today is... I don't know. Monty, take over, 'cause I'm... in the bag.