03-19-2004, 08:26 PM
Wanna share some?? Here's one. In 1992 I was in Coast Guard Boot Camp down in Cape May N. J. I had a problem where anytime I would shave it would grow back really quick, so I would get slammed for a bad shave, which was a punishable offense, like having poorly ironed uniforms or non shiny brass buckles, or something like that.
Anyway since I had a horrible shave I was ordered to shave EVERYWHERE I went, we went to class, my first stop was the bathroom to shave. Get back to barracks, into the head I went. I had to carry shaving cream and a razor in my hands at all times. We're standing outside the base Gym when up comes on of the Drill instructors, known as Company Commanders. One particular sadistic bastard walks up and gets in my face asking me what the razor and shaving cream was for. I explained and, he tells me I missed a spot. Takes the can from me and proceeds to squirt shaving cream over every spot I missed in front of every one in my recruit company. Tears of rage flowed and I broke the razor in my hand. If I ever wanted to beat someone senseless, this was the time. Anyone else have one they wanna talk about??
Anyway since I had a horrible shave I was ordered to shave EVERYWHERE I went, we went to class, my first stop was the bathroom to shave. Get back to barracks, into the head I went. I had to carry shaving cream and a razor in my hands at all times. We're standing outside the base Gym when up comes on of the Drill instructors, known as Company Commanders. One particular sadistic bastard walks up and gets in my face asking me what the razor and shaving cream was for. I explained and, he tells me I missed a spot. Takes the can from me and proceeds to squirt shaving cream over every spot I missed in front of every one in my recruit company. Tears of rage flowed and I broke the razor in my hand. If I ever wanted to beat someone senseless, this was the time. Anyone else have one they wanna talk about??