YourMomsBox!

No, you see...they were both suggestions.

You mean, you WERENT offering yourself to me? With some booze of course.

Just more white lies and deceit! Haven't you learned by now, never trust the pale faces... especially those sneaky French types!

I feel so betrayed. AGAIN!

I give you free reign over everything save for my booze.


And my smokes.

you'd make a good date, dear

And thensome.

I good date is when she both pays and puts out.

sounds like step #2 to our guide to proper date etiquette

we should start handing them out to first graders... teach them while they are both young and impressionable.