don't let those fuckers put mayo on your french fries
or on my Royale with Cheese
I have sent Rooner over to cdih to monitor the conflict over there.
I sent 60 to the rehearsal space to work on a newer more hip version of hail to the chief.
My only stip was that it includes the words "He's got the power that's why he's in the shower."
Where's my personal assistant?
did you check under your desk?
Right. Send my assistant to camp david immediately. The first lady should come too.
well, i need to go to the cardiologist. I think your VP just had his 15th minor cardiac arrest.
who's going to man the fort?
duder can for the time being. call me if you need anything, just don't call me on the bathroom wall above the urinal.
As head of the CIA, Im having Dude followed in Amsterdam. <s>Can</s> (I ask not) Im also head of the FBI so I have some domestic power<s>?</s>.