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I've seen people stick strange things up their noses.
My momma always said, don't stick anything in your nose but your elbow. Wait, maybe that was your ear....
When I was little, I stuck a pencil so far into my ear, that I punctured my eardrum, and had to have it removed at the hospital.

I also had an issue with putting things in my mouth. (shut up). I got worms from eating rocks, and once swallowed a straight pin, and spent an afternoon in emergency.
Good lord.
It's okay.

I'm much better now.
except for the pencil stickin out.
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
When I was little, I stuck a pencil so far into my ear, that I punctured my eardrum, and had to have it removed at the hospital.

I also had an issue with putting things in my mouth. (shut up). I got worms from eating rocks, and once swallowed a straight pin, and spent an afternoon in emergency.

How the hell do you get worms from eating rocks?
they came out of her broken teeth Wink
I have excellent teeth.

Apparently rocks carry germs, and larvae....and shit ......grew a tapeworm.

We really don't need to delve. It's not something I advertise on a first date.
did your date get to pull it out of your sphincter?
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