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A pint-sized FU to myself. Not a major tragedy but I fell asleep with the TV on tuned to comedy central.

My son normally comes in to our room around 5am and I turn on sesame street or whatever kid show is on so he'll sit nicely while I catch another 30 or so minutes of sleep.

I woke up at 2am or something this morning to find him watching crank yankers. Who knows what spoonie luv taught this little parrot to say.

:disappointed:

Eh, I dont think this will cause him to go on a killing spree 20 years from now.

Yeah that happens when you completely 'guard' a child from this material.

I just thought it was frighteningly funny that he watches elmo and shit all day then he sneaks in late at night to watch these puppets.

Its a delicate balance.

Now one of his big decisions of the day is whether to watch the wiggles or south park.

Fuckin faggot ass wiggles, now THATS what you should be beating yourself up over for letting him watch.

They are pretty frightening. Do know that I draw the line at Barney.

Id rather watch barney than the wiggles, MAN I fuckin hate them. Im glad my kids are out of that stage.

Watching my son dance along to the song makes me have one of those kangaroo song moments.

However, as disturbing as they are they have helped him become more vocal. Which is good.

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However, as disturbing as they are they have helped him become more vocal. Which is good.

Next thing you know, he'll discover message boards and become socially inept like the rest of us.