YourMomsBox!

He said he hated me,
and never wants to see me again

Will this be life imitating art, or art imitating life?

Wait, we've been telling you for years that we hate you and never want to see you again, and only <i>now</i> do you commit suicide?

How unfair.

I shoulda drew myself with broader shoulders.

Quote:I shoulda drew myself with broader shoulders.

So, what happened? Not enough "ink" in the ol' pen?

Unbeknownst to Ken, SLASH changed his phone number.

I have ignored your posts on many boards,
no reason to stop now.

Will someone post my number, please?

Quote:Originally posted by KensPen
I have ignored your posts on many boards,
no reason to stop now.

You couldn't ignore me if you tried

Quote:Will someone post my number, please?

<center><b>Jenny (867-5309)</b>
<i>Tommy Tutone</i>

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Yeah, sing it

Jenny, I got your number
I [laughs] need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me (Woo! Sing it!)
You don't know me, but you make me so [laughs] happy!
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve (short-term memory loss)
I tried my imagination, but someone kept knockin' on the bathroom door
(I'm washin' my hands!)
Jenny - [laughs] - I'll be out in a minute!
I - What are you doing in there? Nothing!
Jenny, don't change your number
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

Break it down!
I got it (Got it, got it)
I got your number on the wall
I got it (got it)
For a good time
For a good time call

867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
a-5309!
867-5309
Press *69!
867-5309
Woo! Alright!</center>