YourMomsBox!

It was either that or pats pat's head. But I don't want to inundate this place with Patricks. That being said I absolutely hate the word pat when it is used as a verb.

Ok, lightly taps, that work for ya?

Don't touch me!

gently rubs?

This is not a petting zoo.

Apply slight downward pressure on the top of the cranium?

what's the over/under on how many posts before this turns sexual?

Or before someone comes in and says get a room.

ahh, it just never gets old.

leave rooner alone!!!!